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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE: 

If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, he never
was…

THE NEW VERSIONS…..

Pessimist: 

If you love someone,
Set him free …
If he ever comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was…

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set him free …
Don’t worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set him free …
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set him free …
If he doesn’t come back within some time, forget
him.

Patient:

If you love someone,
        Set him free…
If he doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until he comes back…

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set him free …
*If he comes back, and if you love him still,
set him free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of boyfriend */
m_he.free()
if(m_he == NULL)
m_he = new C_he;
:: dont get it!! ::

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set him free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set him free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
:: still make me confuse…

Bill Gates:

If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he comes back,
I think we can charge him for re-installation fees;
but tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist: 

If you love someone,
Set him free…
He’ll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone,
Set him free…
If he loves you, the probability of his coming back is
high.
If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Shwarzenegger’s fans:

If you love someone,
Set him free…
HE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone
don’t set him free…

HR specialist:

If you love someone
Set him free…
by Offering him VSS and other benefits
Then outsource him.

MBA:

If you love someone
set him free instantaneously…
and look for others simultaneously…

Psychologist:

If you love someone
Set him free…
If he comes back his super ego is dominant.
If he doesn’t come back his id is supreme.
If he doesn’t go, he must be crazy.

Somnabulist:

If you love someone
Set him free…
If he comes back it’s a nightmare.
If he doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert:

If you love someone
Set him free…
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance expert:

If you love someone
Set him free…
If he comes back,
it’s time to look for fresh loans.
If he doesn’t,
write him off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist: 
If you love someone
Set him free…
If he comes back he has brand loyalty.
If he doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market.

hehehe… different art of letting go… daw!… 
So …. what kind of person are you?
…. whatever!!! … basta keep on loving…